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Pee Baby
Everybody likes nice music
Everybody wants to make friends
Everybody radio station
Everybody trying their best
But please respect the rules
You can turn the volume a little
You can take your music on the go
You can listen in the bathtub
You can enjoy during dinner
But please respect the rules
You can even blow a little whistle on a Saturday
Rule #1: Respect the rules
Rule #2: You're not in any danger
Rule#3: You must agree to the terms and conditions
Rule #4: Fun is nice
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It's Nice to Touch Ours
02:05
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Our dicks just touched
Now you gotta kiss me
Now you gotta hold my hand
Our dicks just touched
How does it feel to
Fall on love with another man?
Wanna see my tits?
No!
Wanna touch my ass?
No!
Wanna put your
I said no!
Ok but why?
The reason is I'm still gay from 5 minutes ago
Take me back to a time before
My penis touched the skin of your dick
I used to like females and ladies and girls
Now the thought of women makes me sick
This guy's dick touched my dick
I'm in love with him
Now I'm love with this guy and his dick
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Peeing in the 60's
There were toilets in the 60's
They had urinals in the 60's
Soggy bathmats in the 60's
Peeing in the 60's
Pee your trousers in the 60's
Or the bushes in the 60's
Ten years later than the 50's
(Peeing in the 60s)
Dirty hippies peed their pants
Lots of people shat in the sink
If you were a thirsty plant
Pee would make a tasty drink
Peeing in the 60s
Paul McCartney peed in the 60's
Jimi Hendrix peed in the 60's
Eric Clapton peed in the 60's
David Bowie peed in the 60's
Richard nixon peed in the 60's
Charles manson peed in the 60's
Peeing in the 60's
People peed in the 60's
Stonewall happened in the 60's
Cold war started in the 60's
JFK got shot in the 60's
People peed in the 60's
Vietnam was in the 60's
Lunar landing in the 60's
No good movies in the 60's
People peed in the 60's
Berlin built a wall in the 60's
Bay of pigs fucked up in the 60's
Keanu reeves was born in the 60's
Diapers in the 60's
MLK had a dream in the 60's
Mao Zedong was a dick in the 60's
9/11, that was later
Later than the 60's
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Happy apple day
I'm the Apple Man, I have come to shake your hand
Have a little apple
Shake my clammy hand
Call me on my cellphone if you wanna be my friend
Have a little handshake
Bite a stupid fruit
Reason that I'm smiling is it's apple day for you
One for you
Oh thank you
And for you
God bless you
Put her there
That's lovely
Whatcha want
A handshake
One for you
Why thank you
And for you
God bless you
Shake it good
That's too good
Your turn now
An apple?
My God!
What have you done?
I shook his hand cause I'm the apple man
You fool! He's appleptic!
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21st Century Nice Dog
01:56
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21st century dick dog
A fat fucking faggot
You eat tape and I eat glue
then I'll share my mouth with you
Here's what's next for you to do
Place thine cock beneath my shoe
21st century dick dog
A fat fucking faggot
fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat
You're fuckin' with the dick dog
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I wipe I wipe I wipe I wipe it in between 'em
Doing that wiping really gets it done
Because the hype around the wipe is that nice is fun
I wipe firmly with my dominant hand
And by then end, my friend, you'll understand
I take care to get right in
Cause when i fiddle in the middle it makes me grin
When I clean the cushions I get between
So when a guest takes a rest that couch is clean
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That's a really cool greenish blue colour
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It's the girls only train
Choo choo
I cant tell you nothin more
Cause I don't get to ride
On the girls only train
Choo choo
Once I prove my gender they put locks on all the doors to the
Girls only train
Choo choo
Took a while to read up on the
Terms and conditions but
Eventually I found out that
You're not allowed a ticket
If you go up to the gate and then
You show the staff your penis
and they look right at your genitals and
Don't look very happy and you
Have to leave the station cause
You're simply not allowed on
The girls only train
Choo choo
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I don't pee my laundry anymore!
And that's a fact!
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I hope that when I go to the park
My feelings don't become upset
I haven't done anything wrong
I don't wanna have to look at your
Naked dog
I am not aroused by your naked dog
Where are it's clothes?
I'm not aroused!
How disgusting
How repulsive
Naked naked naked naked dog
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11. |
We are Nice
01:54
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Sometimes the Jews come knockin' at your door
We are the Jews
I'm Paul Stanley but it's not my real name
I look real manly but I'll love you just the same
Meow meow meow I'm the drummer Peter Criss
I prance around in a manner such as this
Sometimes the Jews buy muffins at the store
Yum yum yum
Which will they choose?
The Jews
One guy plays guitar
One plays bass guitar
One plays lead guitar
Last guy plays the drums
I'm Ace Frehley and I like to rock and roll
My hair's appealing and my heart is made of gold
Now it's time to pretend it's Halloween
My real name's Chaim, but you can call me Gene
I'll hit the snooze if I want to sleep some more
I'll hit the snooze
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Today is Fun
00:15
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Apple day is for eating apples today
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13. |
The Passion of the Nice
02:00
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The name's JC and I'm really cool
You might have heard about me in sunday school
Ask any christian and they'll explain
If you worship my name, your soul will be saved
Don't believe any messiah but me
That's why they call it christianity
My dad is nice and he's really swell
And if you're not friends with us, you'll be sent to church
It's the Jesus rap
I bring salvation with my rappin sound
I once was lost but now am found
I don't gotta say it cause you already know
That I rose from the dead just to rock the show
I know you didn't ask, but I died for your sins
When I cast a vote, it's republican
They're really homophobic and I think it's sweet and
They hate the middle east but they sure like me
It's the Jesus rap
The bible is a book that I never read
That shit was written after I was dead
I hope it doesn't say thout shall not kill
Cause we love killing lots of people just for the thrill
Destroying lots of cities is really fun
Killing millions in the name of my dad
Throwing little babies up against the rocks
Until they break into pieces is totally rad
It was the Jesus rap
Now is the end of the Jesus rap
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Those are Fun
01:38
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Beverages are Nice
00:08
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Yummy little fucker let me have a little sippy sippy
Rather nice tasting Beverage
Give it to me let me slurp it up
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Kissing is Fun
01:44
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Let me kiss your baby on the lips
I'm ready to hold him or her by it's bottom
I'll hold your bag while you go into the store
Your baby looks like you scream at it sometimes
Aren't you gonna offer me a sip of your coffee?
Are you afraid me spitting in your drink?
I'm still waiting to kiss your fragile infant
It really looks like you scream at it sometimes
The kiss would be platonic
I promise
The kiss would be platonic
Please believe me
The kiss would be so so platonic
I'm telling you now this reasonable
Let me kiss your baby on the lips
I'm ready to hold that little fucker by it's bottom
Don't complain if it tries to kiss me first
Your baby looks like you strike it to the floor
Aren't you gonna offer me a seat at your table
Are you afraid of becoming my new friend?
I'm still leering towards your fragile infant
It really looks like you love your precious child
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She is a Nice Planet
00:51
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Sailor Mercury, you are my favourite Sailor Scout
Sailor Mercury, blue is my favourite colour
I love you Sailor Mercury
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Fun isn't a Crime
02:09
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Using yellow mustard as a moisturizing cream is not a crime
Peeing in a thermos in the backseat of your car is not a crime
Being an exceptionally sleepy little cat is not a crime
Waiting until bedtime to enjoy an ice cream cone is not a crime
Don't drive me to the Police station for free
I don't wanna go there
Don't drive me to the Police station for free
That would not be fair
Having a collection of expired underwear is not a crime
Finding out my sisters dresses fit me very well is not a crime
Messing in my diapy as a capable adult is not a crime
Making friendly songs about the fun and also nice is not a crime
Don't drive me to the Police station for free
I don't wanna go there
Don't drive me to the Police station for free
That would not be fair
Cops are always helpful and friendly
Altruistic and well intending
Giving smiles handshakes and favors
Peaceful servants and thoughtful neighbors
When I see a smiling policeman
I am more than happy to greet them
They're so nice to show up at my door
Just so they can give me a ride for free
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Medicine vitamins band-aids and a juice
Eating and chewing a getting and smiling sweet
That makes me feel good
Nice
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I'm not aroused by your naked dog
Where are it's clothes?
I hope that when I go to the park my feelings don't become upset
A fat fucking faggot
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Getting a really small ice cream and licking it
Picking a flavor of ice cream and licking it
Paying with for ice cream is fair, I promise
The best part of ice cream is licking it
Flavor is my favourite
Flavor is the best
Flavor tastes good
Flavor can be nice
I picked chocolate
I picked bubblegum
I picked caramel
I picked banana
Any flavour you pick is your choice
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22. |
Thanks for a Fun Time
02:05
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You made me smile that's because you are nice
You shared your juice with me because you are nice
You tied my shoelaces, not once but twice
Right on my forehead is a kiss and it is nice
Thanks friend, it was nice of you to listen
Thanks pal, it was cool of you to hear it
Thanks chum, it was good that you did that
Thank you, I really hope that you enjoyed it
Thank you
I have a photo of you and you look nice
We had a lovely chat today and it was nice
You lent me paperclips because you are nice
I got to pet your cat and he was also nice
THANKS FOR LISTENING
Thanks for listening to the one about happy apple day
Thanks for listening to the one about cleaning up your couch
Thanks for listening to the one about the nice looking colour
Thanks for listening to the one about nice tasting beverage
Thanks for listening to the one about friends at your door
Thanks for listening to the one about the girls only train
Thanks for listening to the one about kissing on the lips
Thanks for listening to the one about you are nice
Thank you for listening
That was really nice
Maybe if you liked it, you'll listen to it twice
You made me happy by being really nice
Now it's close to bedtime, so we'll say our goodnights
Goodnight
UWU!
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