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Fun is Nice

by Pee Baby UWU

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1.
Respecting the Rules is Fun 00:58
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Pee Baby Everybody likes nice music Everybody wants to make friends Everybody radio station Everybody trying their best But please respect the rules You can turn the volume a little You can take your music on the go You can listen in the bathtub You can enjoy during dinner But please respect the rules You can even blow a little whistle on a Saturday Rule #1: Respect the rules Rule #2: You're not in any danger Rule#3: You must agree to the terms and conditions Rule #4: Fun is nice
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It's Nice to Touch Ours 02:05
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Our dicks just touched Now you gotta kiss me Now you gotta hold my hand Our dicks just touched How does it feel to Fall on love with another man? Wanna see my tits? No! Wanna touch my ass? No! Wanna put your I said no! Ok but why? The reason is I'm still gay from 5 minutes ago Take me back to a time before My penis touched the skin of your dick I used to like females and ladies and girls Now the thought of women makes me sick This guy's dick touched my dick I'm in love with him Now I'm love with this guy and his dick
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Peeing Was Fun in the 60's 01:55
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Peeing in the 60's There were toilets in the 60's They had urinals in the 60's Soggy bathmats in the 60's Peeing in the 60's Pee your trousers in the 60's Or the bushes in the 60's Ten years later than the 50's (Peeing in the 60s) Dirty hippies peed their pants Lots of people shat in the sink If you were a thirsty plant Pee would make a tasty drink Peeing in the 60s Paul McCartney peed in the 60's Jimi Hendrix peed in the 60's Eric Clapton peed in the 60's David Bowie peed in the 60's Richard nixon peed in the 60's Charles manson peed in the 60's Peeing in the 60's People peed in the 60's Stonewall happened in the 60's Cold war started in the 60's JFK got shot in the 60's People peed in the 60's Vietnam was in the 60's Lunar landing in the 60's No good movies in the 60's People peed in the 60's Berlin built a wall in the 60's Bay of pigs fucked up in the 60's Keanu reeves was born in the 60's Diapers in the 60's MLK had a dream in the 60's Mao Zedong was a dick in the 60's 9/11, that was later Later than the 60's
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It's Nice to Have Fun on Apple Day 02:31
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Happy apple day I'm the Apple Man, I have come to shake your hand Have a little apple Shake my clammy hand Call me on my cellphone if you wanna be my friend Have a little handshake Bite a stupid fruit Reason that I'm smiling is it's apple day for you One for you Oh thank you And for you God bless you Put her there That's lovely Whatcha want A handshake One for you Why thank you And for you God bless you Shake it good That's too good Your turn now An apple? My God! What have you done? I shook his hand cause I'm the apple man You fool! He's appleptic!
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21st Century Nice Dog 01:56
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21st century dick dog A fat fucking faggot You eat tape and I eat glue then I'll share my mouth with you Here's what's next for you to do Place thine cock beneath my shoe 21st century dick dog A fat fucking faggot fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat You're fuckin' with the dick dog
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The Hype Around the Wipe is that Nice is Fun 01:19
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I wipe I wipe I wipe I wipe it in between 'em Doing that wiping really gets it done Because the hype around the wipe is that nice is fun I wipe firmly with my dominant hand And by then end, my friend, you'll understand I take care to get right in Cause when i fiddle in the middle it makes me grin When I clean the cushions I get between So when a guest takes a rest that couch is clean
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That's a Really Nice Greenish Blue Colour 00:08
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That's a really cool greenish blue colour
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Fun on the Girls Only Train 00:36
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It's the girls only train Choo choo I cant tell you nothin more Cause I don't get to ride On the girls only train Choo choo Once I prove my gender they put locks on all the doors to the Girls only train Choo choo Took a while to read up on the Terms and conditions but Eventually I found out that You're not allowed a ticket If you go up to the gate and then You show the staff your penis and they look right at your genitals and Don't look very happy and you Have to leave the station cause You're simply not allowed on The girls only train Choo choo
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It's Not Nice to Pee Laundry 00:24
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I don't pee my laundry anymore! And that's a fact!
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Fundamentally Opposed to your Naked Dog 00:46
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I hope that when I go to the park My feelings don't become upset I haven't done anything wrong I don't wanna have to look at your Naked dog I am not aroused by your naked dog Where are it's clothes? I'm not aroused! How disgusting How repulsive Naked naked naked naked dog
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We are Nice 01:54
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Sometimes the Jews come knockin' at your door We are the Jews I'm Paul Stanley but it's not my real name I look real manly but I'll love you just the same Meow meow meow I'm the drummer Peter Criss I prance around in a manner such as this Sometimes the Jews buy muffins at the store Yum yum yum Which will they choose? The Jews One guy plays guitar One plays bass guitar One plays lead guitar Last guy plays the drums I'm Ace Frehley and I like to rock and roll My hair's appealing and my heart is made of gold Now it's time to pretend it's Halloween My real name's Chaim, but you can call me Gene I'll hit the snooze if I want to sleep some more I'll hit the snooze
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Today is Fun 00:15
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Apple day is for eating apples today
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The Passion of the Nice 02:00
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The name's JC and I'm really cool You might have heard about me in sunday school Ask any christian and they'll explain If you worship my name, your soul will be saved Don't believe any messiah but me That's why they call it christianity My dad is nice and he's really swell And if you're not friends with us, you'll be sent to church It's the Jesus rap I bring salvation with my rappin sound I once was lost but now am found I don't gotta say it cause you already know That I rose from the dead just to rock the show I know you didn't ask, but I died for your sins When I cast a vote, it's republican They're really homophobic and I think it's sweet and They hate the middle east but they sure like me It's the Jesus rap The bible is a book that I never read That shit was written after I was dead I hope it doesn't say thout shall not kill Cause we love killing lots of people just for the thrill Destroying lots of cities is really fun Killing millions in the name of my dad Throwing little babies up against the rocks Until they break into pieces is totally rad It was the Jesus rap Now is the end of the Jesus rap
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Those are Fun 01:38
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Beverages are Nice 00:08
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Yummy little fucker let me have a little sippy sippy Rather nice tasting Beverage Give it to me let me slurp it up
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Kissing is Fun 01:44
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Let me kiss your baby on the lips I'm ready to hold him or her by it's bottom I'll hold your bag while you go into the store Your baby looks like you scream at it sometimes Aren't you gonna offer me a sip of your coffee? Are you afraid me spitting in your drink? I'm still waiting to kiss your fragile infant It really looks like you scream at it sometimes The kiss would be platonic I promise The kiss would be platonic Please believe me The kiss would be so so platonic I'm telling you now this reasonable Let me kiss your baby on the lips I'm ready to hold that little fucker by it's bottom Don't complain if it tries to kiss me first Your baby looks like you strike it to the floor Aren't you gonna offer me a seat at your table Are you afraid of becoming my new friend? I'm still leering towards your fragile infant It really looks like you love your precious child
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She is a Nice Planet 00:51
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Sailor Mercury, you are my favourite Sailor Scout Sailor Mercury, blue is my favourite colour I love you Sailor Mercury
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Fun isn't a Crime 02:09
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Using yellow mustard as a moisturizing cream is not a crime Peeing in a thermos in the backseat of your car is not a crime Being an exceptionally sleepy little cat is not a crime Waiting until bedtime to enjoy an ice cream cone is not a crime Don't drive me to the Police station for free I don't wanna go there Don't drive me to the Police station for free That would not be fair Having a collection of expired underwear is not a crime Finding out my sisters dresses fit me very well is not a crime Messing in my diapy as a capable adult is not a crime Making friendly songs about the fun and also nice is not a crime Don't drive me to the Police station for free I don't wanna go there Don't drive me to the Police station for free That would not be fair Cops are always helpful and friendly Altruistic and well intending Giving smiles handshakes and favors Peaceful servants and thoughtful neighbors When I see a smiling policeman I am more than happy to greet them They're so nice to show up at my door Just so they can give me a ride for free
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Medicine Makes me Feel Nice 00:18
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Medicine vitamins band-aids and a juice Eating and chewing a getting and smiling sweet That makes me feel good Nice
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It's Not Fun to be Aroused 00:33
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I'm not aroused by your naked dog Where are it's clothes? I hope that when I go to the park my feelings don't become upset A fat fucking faggot
21.
It Should Be Called Nice Cream 00:21
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Getting a really small ice cream and licking it Picking a flavor of ice cream and licking it Paying with for ice cream is fair, I promise The best part of ice cream is licking it Flavor is my favourite Flavor is the best Flavor tastes good Flavor can be nice I picked chocolate I picked bubblegum I picked caramel I picked banana Any flavour you pick is your choice
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Thanks for a Fun Time 02:05
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You made me smile that's because you are nice You shared your juice with me because you are nice You tied my shoelaces, not once but twice Right on my forehead is a kiss and it is nice Thanks friend, it was nice of you to listen Thanks pal, it was cool of you to hear it Thanks chum, it was good that you did that Thank you, I really hope that you enjoyed it Thank you I have a photo of you and you look nice We had a lovely chat today and it was nice You lent me paperclips because you are nice I got to pet your cat and he was also nice THANKS FOR LISTENING Thanks for listening to the one about happy apple day Thanks for listening to the one about cleaning up your couch Thanks for listening to the one about the nice looking colour Thanks for listening to the one about nice tasting beverage Thanks for listening to the one about friends at your door Thanks for listening to the one about the girls only train Thanks for listening to the one about kissing on the lips Thanks for listening to the one about you are nice Thank you for listening That was really nice Maybe if you liked it, you'll listen to it twice You made me happy by being really nice Now it's close to bedtime, so we'll say our goodnights Goodnight UWU!

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