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Secret Side Slut

from Hyper Dyke Diaper Christ by THAT

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If your God should appear before you, gross old dude with a big beard and robes, lifts up his skirt to show a beautiful pussy, best you've ever seen, what do you do? Hottest twat you'll ever see in your life, soft and gooey, smells like glue, will you slurp up God's perfect pussy? Look at God and tell him what do you do? Slurp God's twat.
My secret mistress is a bag of dog food. I sneak out at midnight with a bag of dog food. My wife doesn't know about the bag of dog food. I stick my dick inside a bag of dog food.
If your God, came to Earth as a Christ, couldn't it do it any time it wants? It could come to Earth as any single human, gimp eyed Michael, hardware Steve. He could be a doctor who fingers his patients, perscribes medication that's overpriced. He could be a lesbian with anus problems: HYPER DYKE DIAPER CHRIST. Blame the dog.
I got rejected by a bag of dog food. It's all over with the bag of dog food. Where will I find another bag of dog food? How I miss my precious bag of dog food.

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from Hyper Dyke Diaper Christ, released March 15, 2021

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